Ummm, yeah, hi.

I hate first posts so-- hi.

I will be posting a mix of friends only and public posts here. I will probably rant quite a bit as well ("Quite a bit"? What kind of grammar is that?!).

Erm, if you want me to add you it requires you commenting here and telling me how you found me. I am rather laid back about the whole thing.

I have but four rules here:

1. I like monkeys (what sort of rule is that?!).
2. Do not be rude to me or I will ban you.
3. Do not try to put me in your little box. If you cannot accept what I am, that is fine-- walk away, go to another page, leave me alone; do not think for a moment I want to hear about how wrong I am and cannot be what I am from a person I do not know (or even ones I do).
4. No spam.

I need to find an icon.